My fiancee and I are planning a real wedding for next fall, but due to some financial advantages, we’re actually technically getting married tomorrow.
The ceremony will be the two of us, and 4 guests, including the officiant. We have a beautiful spot by the ocean picked out, but we need some help on an absolute bare-bones short stupid and simple script. Neither of us are religious, neither of us care to get all gushy, and both of us have a good sense of humor about ourselves.
What’s the bare minimum script that doesn’t sound like it came out of a boring law book? We’d like to keep it to just a minute or two. Thanks!